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je bosse, ok?

non

Genre le mec il croit qu'on va se taire juste parce qu'il nous le demande?
En plus le boulot à rien à voir la dedans, il nous entend pas là où il est.
Et genre il bosse.
Et genre on a une gueule.
Et genre ceci.
Et genre cela.
Et genre j'ai des pustules pleins la bite et c'est trop pratique parce que comme ça j'ai pas besoin de lubrifiant pour la sodomie, je fais eclater mes pustules et ensuite ça glisse tout seul.
Et genre osef.
Et genre tl;dr.
Et genre je sens bon du cul après avoir chié.
Et genre je sèche, les cours.
Et genre je sèche pas les cours.
Et genre et genre.
Et genre je sais plus quoi écrire.
Et genre je continue quand même.
Et genre encore.
Et genre c'est bon j'ai fini je vais bouffer ma pizza surgelée auchan au thon à 2€ parce que j'ai la dalle.
Et genre j'ai mangé des pringles et bu de la jenlain en apéro.
Et genre demain j'ai que 1h45 de cours de 8h30 à 10h15.
Et genre je dois acheter un cadeau pour les 50 ans de ma mère mais je sais pas quoi.
Et genre sucez tous ma bite.
Et genre Rectus, le paradis fistal par la chibre optique.

ah tiens, j'ai aussi mange une pizza surgelee a midi

le rectus? c'est ou qu'on signe?

putain je dois finir ce script de merde je le deteste

je pars dans une heure, et il est pas fini, y'a juste les dialogues, je dois ajouter les positions de la camera et les differentes emotions des acteurs MAIS JE LES ENCULE (de rire)

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Rectus c'est un truc que j'ai inventé avec un pote.
En fait c'est un dispositif pour voir à travers les vêtements grâce aux ondes térahertz (nofake ça marche vraiment ils veulent le mettre dans les aéroports).

vous voulez voir ce que j'ai pour l'instant ou vous preferez que je vous double-fist?

Baron The Bousi a écrit:vous voulez voir ce que j'ai pour l'instant ou vous preferez que je vous double-fist?

Les deux y a moyen ?

bien sur!



Oh putain, le mec a une de mes montres! c'est une Diesel d'il y a quelques annees. fun

sinon

Damages to Tony

Original play by Matthew Southworth.
Screen-written and directed by Martin de Bokay.

Camera shoots the hospital cafeteria in circle motion, slowly turning towards JULIA and LEO’s table, and stops. Far two-shot, high-level angle. JULIA and LEO sit in folding chairs at the narrow end of a table. Down the table someone has left a barely eaten cherry Danish on a Styrofoam plate with a wadded napkin on it. JULIA pours Sprite from a can into cups in front of each of them. Camera starts zooming slightly and modifies as an eye-level angle, as LEO starts the conversation.


LEO
When I was a kid, I wasn’t real athletic, but I hung out with all the cool sports kids.
Camera Over-The-Shoulder facing LEO.
I wasn’t fast or that strong, but I used to read car magazines all the time. So this way I became like the car expert of our bunch of kids, right? I’d go to the store with my mom and she’d do the groceries and I’d go straight to the magazine rack.
Camera Two-Shot, eye level angle. Same shot as the beginning of the scene.
There was Popular Mechanics and CarToons, this comic strip thing about cars that always had teeth and nostrils and Autoweek and Hot Rod, oh my god, Hot Rod was the shit. And if I’d been good, Mom would buy me one about once a month, I guess, and I’d read the magazine in the car on the way home and make myself sick to my stomach.
Camera Over-The-Shoulder facing JULIA.
Is your head getting better?

JULIA
Yes.

LEO
Camera Two-Shot, eye level angle. Same shot as the beginning of the scene.
So I’d finish this magazine and start cutting it up and making this huge collage on my wall with all of these cars and choppers and trucks sometimes. And of course, the bikini babes always draped over them.
Camera starts to move slowly towards a high-level angle.
The guys would come over and we’d look at the collage and they’d ask me question about the cars and try to stump me like “what kind of engine’s this one got?” or “what colors did this one come in?” and I’d always get them. And we’d talk about what kind of car was better, what was faster, what one we’d get when we turned sixteen.
Camera Over-The-Shoulder facing LEO.
Very important social decision.
Camera Two-Shot, high-level angle.
Most of those guys moved away or were hanging out with other people by high school, though. And you know, you turn sixteen and you’re happy if you can afford a Pinto with 200.000 miles on it, never mind a Charger. You’re paying with grass-cutting money, you know. I’d see people driving Chargers –they must’ve had rich parents– and who’s riding in the passenger seat with ‘em?
Camera Over-The-Shoulder facing JULIA.
Those bikini babes, just high school version of ‘em. Those were the guys who got really good jobs when they got out of high school.

JULIA
That’s not because of the car.

LEO.
Camera Over-The-Shoulder facing LEO.
I don’t know, maybe, maybe not.

JULIA
I didn’t get together with you because of your car.

LEO
And you’re not a bikini babe.

Pause. Camera shot on JULIA taking her hand away, from the above.
We will see their limbs, hands, and beverages.

JULIA
Camera Long-Shot over the table, going from Two-Shot to over-looking the sandwich.
That guy didn’t take two bites out of his Danish. That’s a dollar sitting right there. Saying, “Eat me, spread some germs so you can go to the hospital and we make more money.”

LEO
So eat it.

JULIA
No way, did you see his skin?

LEO
I’m still thirsty. Wouldn’t it be cool to have a Coke machine at your house? To give you cold Cokes all day if you wanted?

JULIA
Yeah, like those guys who have video games at home.

LEO
If you had a hundred billion dollars, what would you do?

JULIA
Buy things. Probably not a Coke machine.

LEO
Like what?

JULIA
I don’t know. I’d probably go on a cruise. To Hawaii maybe. On The Love Boat. I’d wear my bikini.

LEO
Mm. What about me?

JULIA
Get your own one hundred billion. No, you could go. And Tony. We’d all get separate rooms. So we could lay all the things we bought for ourselves on the floor and look at them while we were getting into our swimsuits for the beach.

LEO
Then what?

JULIA
So then we’d go to the beach and all the people who live in Hawaii would be there and they’d be gold and shiny and we’d drink fruity drinks with our feet in the water and Tony’d play at the edge of the surf, trying to catch it. And I’d finish my drink and I’d get into the glittery silver bathing suit I would wear on that one day only and I’d walk him into the water with me while you sat on the beach, I don’t know, talking to rich guys about the car you bought that day. Tony would giggle and I’d say, “Why are you giggling, Tony?” and he’d tell me that baby fish are nipping at his toes. And then he’d swim away, out into the ocean, towards the sun and I’d lay on my back and float. And the sky would be like a giant blue bowl over the world with no clouds and I’d drift off, maybe even to sleep.

LEO
You’d drown.

JULIA (Enjoying her fantasy)
Ssshhh. And when I’m asleep, maybe I’d dream about what things were like before I got my hundred billion dollars –that would be the best part, that I could remember not being able to afford anything. Everything would be black and white and cold as a cafeteria and Tony would swim up to me and spit water on me like a fountain and I’d wake up and see him in Technicolor. (Pause.) If I had a hundred billion dollars.

LEO
You’d be happy.

JULIA
I am happy. You grow up and drop unrealistic ideas and you act happy, and one day you are.

bon j'ai fait la moitie des angles et positions de cameras, je dois terminer ca pour dans 20min quand je pars

fini pour aujourd'hui

j'ajouterai les emotions des acteurs un autre jour

voila pour le DL (c'est plus pratique)

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bon j'y go

bonne soiree les loulous et bonne lecturelol (ENKULER DE RIRE)

Baron The Bousi a écrit:fini pour aujourd'hui

j'ajouterai les emotions des acteurs un autre jour

voila pour le DL (c'est plus pratique)

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J'ai pas pris la peine de lire le pavé, j'me suis dit que c'était surement de la merde comme d'hab. Je vais attendre que ca sorte au ciné

Colossus a écrit:J'ai pas pris la peine de lire le pavé, j'me suis dit que c'était surement de la merde comme d'hab. Je vais attendre que ca sorte au ciné

Si Bousi change pas de nom de scène ça ira jamais loin !

lol c'est juste un projet entre etudiants, j'ai aucune envie que ca aille plus loin que ca